Jist as Eh Wiz

Eh'm jist as Eh wiz, freend,
Eh'm jist as Eh wiz,
Jist as stupit and jist as confused,
Eh am, jist as Eh wiz.

Eh'm jist as Eh wiz,
When we were thegither,
Laughin' an' shootin' the breeze.
Ehm jist as Eh wiz,
When we were alane -
Ye can still trust me...
Eh'm jist like a wiz...
Eh'm nae different.

Eh lost meh narrative track again,
Jist like Eh did back then,
When we nirly pissed wersels.
Eh'm jist like mehsell 'cept aulder.

Sae greetins,
An' salutations tae ye,
It's moi.
'Member me?
Eh remember you.